Condemned To Fry

Starters
- Buffalo Girls $7.50
  
  seitan, celery, buffalo sauce, vegan ranch
- Buffalo Boys $8.50
  
  catfish, celery, buffalo sauce, blue cheese dressing
- Frickles $6.50
  
  battered & fried pickles, oh! chipotle sauce, lemon aioli
- Plantains $6.50
  
  red beans, sour cream
- Lemon-Sage Calamari $9.50
  
  oh! chipotle sauce & lemon-aioli
- Hell In A Hand Basket $8.50
  
  assorted veggies & sauces

Fish & Chips

(2pcs) / (3pcs). Big Daddy Beer Batter, Weird Fries, Slaw & Fixin's Gluten-Free Batter Available Upon Request
- The Catch $11.00+
  
  oh! chipotle, tartar sauce
- Hail Seitan $9.00+
  
  oh! chipotle, vegan tartar
- Tofu $9.00+
  
  oh! chipotle, vegan tartar

Sand-Witches $9

Served With Choice Of: Cup Of Tortilla Soup Or Clam Chowder, House Salad Or Weird Fries.
- Po' Boy
  
  battered & fried (catfish, shrimp or tofu), oh! chipotle, tartar, slaw
- Hellboy
  
  battered & fried seitan, avocado, oh! chipotle, vegan tartar, slaw
- Blackened Catfish
  
  slaw, mango salsa
- Grilled
  
  (catfish, cod or steelhead) mixed greens, tomato, lemon aioli

Lunch Special

Before 6pm
- Lunch Plate
  
  choose any entree, served with rice & choice of: house salad, cup o' soup or vegetable.
- Lunch Plate $12.50
  
  fish
- Lunch Plate $11.50
  
  non fish

Infamous Tacos

Oh! Chipotle, Cabbage. Add Vegan Jack $0.50, Add Rice & Beans $3
- Fish Taco $5.50
  
  tilapia, jack, mango salsa
- Shrimp Taco $5.50
  
  prawn, jack, pico de gallo, avocado
- Waco Taco $5.00
  
  yam, spinach, guacamole, pepitas
- Hell Taco $5.00
  
  seitan, grilled onion, pico de gallo, avocado
- Taco Chico $5.00
  
  vegan chorizo, zucchini, guacamole, sour cream

La Porte De L'enfer
- Pete's Famous Clam Chowder $4.50+
  
  oyster crackers
- Spicy Tortilla Soup $3.50+
  
  roasted tomato, avocado, sour cream
- Cheatin' Cioppino $9.50
  
  fish, calamari, prawn, in tomato stew
- House Salad $4.50+
  
  organic mixed greens, tomato, red onion, red wine vin'regret, dante's vinaigrette, blue cheese or vegan ranch
- Spinach Salad $8.50
  
  pear, peppered walnut, dried cranberry, queso fresco, red wine vin'regret
- Tortilla Salad $8.50
  
  avocado, roasted corn & black bean salsa, jack, sour cream, tortilla chips, dante's roasted red pepper vinaigrette
- Tortilla Salad $12.50
  
  w/ steelhead
- Tortilla Salad $12.50
  
  w/ prawns
- Tortilla Salad $10.50
  
  w/ seitan
- Tortilla Salad $10.50
  
  w/ blackend tofu

Seven Deadly Sins

Fish $9 / Non Fish $8 / Add Sides $4
- Dijon
  
  almond encrusted rainbow trout
- Herb Coated Steelhead
  
  tomato confit
- Roasted Cod
  
  leek puree, spicy aioli
- Seared Louisiana Shrimp
  
  rouille sauce
- Blackened Catfish
  
  cashews, mango salsa
- Jamaican Jerk
  
  catfish or seitan-veggie
- Coconut-Curry & Banana Leaf
  
  cod or tofu-veggie

Misery Loves Company

All Sides
- Mixed Greens $4.00
- Weird Fries $4.00
  
  stake cut yam and potato
- Mashed Yams $4.00
  
  coconut milk, curry
- Rice & Red Beans $4.00
- Just Rice Or Just Beans $3.25
- Risotto $4.00
  
  parmesan, butter
- Soft Polenta $4.00
  
  parsley, queso fresco
- Sauteed Spinach $3.75
  
  golden raisin, butter
- Vegetable Entourage $4.00
  
  olive oil, garlic

Suspicious Fish Dish
- Complete Meal (After 6pm)
  
  hints only! if we told you we'd have to kill you.

Desserts $7
- Vegan Cheese Cake
  
  nightly variations
- Vegan Chocolate Cake
  
  nightly variations
- Last Train To Downtrodden
  
  fried banana, vanilla soy gelato, chocolate sauce

Our Fathers

Served With Weird Hash Browns Or Fresh Fruit. Then Choice Of Sourdough, English Muffin, Corn Tortillas, Or Drop Dead Biscuits
- Original Sin $7.00
  
  2 eggs any style
- Original Sin $10.00
  
  add vegan sausage
- Original Sin $12.00
  
  add side of blackend catfish mango salsa
- Valencia Scram $9.00
  
  cheddar, salsa, avocado
- Folsom Scram $9.00
  
  ricotta, spinach, mushroom
- Mission Tofu $9.50
  
  spinach, tomato, ranchero
- Dolores Tofu $9.50
  
  mushroom, spinach, pesto

Hail Mary's

Served With Cabbage Salad, Red Beans, Sour Cream, Cilantro
- Huevos Rancheros $7.00
  
  2 fried eggs, corn tortillas, cheddar, ranchero
- Vegan Rancheros $8.00
  
  with tofu, vegan jack, vegan sour cream
- Polenta & Eggs $8.50
  
  2 eggs, grilled polenta, ranchero, ricotta
- Pious Polenta $8.50
  
  sauteed veggies, polenta, ranchero, ricotta

Weekend Specials
- Weird Classic $8.50
  
  2 eggs any style, hash browns, biscuits & pepper gravy
- Mom's Egg Sandwich $4.50
  
  2 over-hard eggs with cheddar cheese on grilled sourdough
- Mom's Egg Sandwich $7.50
  
  avocado & tomato
- Mom's Egg Sandwich $7.50
  
  vegan sausage
- Mom's Egg Sandwich $7.50
  
  hash browns or fruit
- Bottomless Mimosa! $10.00
  
  with purchase of meal

Hell's Griddle

Served With Real Maple Syrup. Earth Balance Available Upon Request
- Vegan Pancakes $6.00
- Vegan Pancakes $8.00
  
  add banana-walnut
- French Toast $6.00
- French Toast $8.00
  
  add banana-walnut
- Mission Combo $10.00
  
  2 pancakes, 2 eggs then choice of: spuds, fruit, or vegan sausage

Sides
- Egg $1.50+
- Fresh Fruit $3.00+
- Hash Browns $3.00
- Vegan Sausage $3.00
- Toast Or Biscuit $2.00
- Corn Tortillas $1.00

Beverages
- Coffee Or Hot Tea $2.65
- Dantes Agua Fresca $3.00
  
  roasted red pepper, lemon
- Ginger-Lemonade $3.00
- Bottled Mexican Coke $2.50
- Mineral Water $2.50
- Orange Juice $3.00
- Pomegranate Juice $3.00

Comrade Cocktail $4.50

With 20 Proof Petrov 'Vodka'
- Dirty Harry
  
  dante's agua fresca, celery, tabasco
- Nash Bridges
  
  ginger-lemonade
- Screw-It!
  
  orange juice

Champagne Cocktail
- Mimosa $4.50
  
  orange juice
- Persephone $4.00
  
  pomegranate

Wicked Brews
- Trumer Pilsner & Big Daddy IPA $4.50+
- Pyramid Hefeweizen $4.50
- Anchor $4.50
- Drake's Amber ESB $4.50
- O'douls $3.50
  
  non alcoholic
- Napa Smith Organic IPA $11.00

Weird Wine
- Sangria $4.50

White
- Tangent 11 Keg $9.00
  
  albarino
- Leese-Fitch 10 $6.50
  
  sauvignon blanc
- William Hill 11 $8.50
  
  sauvignon blanc
- Shooting Star 10 $8.50
  
  aligote
- Fess Parker 10 $8.00
  
  riesling
- Edna Velley 09 $8.25
  
  chardonnay

Red
- Poppy 10 $7.75
  
  zinfandel
- Parker Station 10 $8.50
  
  pinot noir
- Writers Block 09 $9.50
  
  grenache

Sparkling & Rose $10
- Steele 11
  
  cabernet franc rose
- Scharffenberger Brut NV

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