Shakespeare's Pizza West

Red onions, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, fresh mushrooms, black olives, green peppers, Italian sausage, and lean ground beef.

Order any five toppings of your choice, you only pay for four.

Named in honor of our heart-healthy (Former) Mayor, darwin Hindman, and all that he has done for Columbia. Red onions, green peppers, artichoke hearties, turkey, and tomatoes. (Order this, it's good for you).

Double cheese, red onions, fresh mushrooms, black olives, and green peppers. Feel free to substitute any of the other toppings. It's your money.

This thing has well over a pound of meat on the large one? after cooking. Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, ground beef, Italian sausage, and breakfast bacon. Don't ask about nutritional information on this one.

Brought to you by the letter "p." this is one that a whole bunch of shake's temps likes, but we don't know why. Must have been the eighties. Pepper cheese, pepperoni, green peppers, jalapenos, and banana peppers.

Many say that you should judge a pizza joint by its plain cheese pizza. We agree. A very economical choice and everybody likes it.

Spinach, red onions, glazed walnuts, cranberries, mandarin oranges, and gorgonzola cheese, with a balsamic vinaigrette dressing. Named in honor of the owner's dog, the ollie. It's the newest, fruitiest addition to our salad family. But it's been around since 2010, so it's not new, just the new-est.

Spinach, sliced almonds, hearts of palm, shredded parmesan cheese, croutons, and a secret, delicious dressing. Named in honor of one of the manager's dogs, Louie. He doesn't like the salad (He's a dog. Dogs don't eat salad. They eat rabbits. If they can catch them. Otherwise, it's the same dog chow over and over and over?) But his owner likes him, as well as the salad. Don't ask us what a heart of palm is. All we'll say is that its kind of like a Vienna sausage, but it's a vegetable.

Iceberg-romaine lettuce blend, turkey, ham, swiss/American blend cheese, cheddar cheese, artichoke hearts, and tomato.

Iceberg-romaine lettuce blend, red onions, mushrooms, black olives, green peppers, cheddar cheese, broccoli, and tomato.

Caesar salad stuff. No, it's not romaine like it's supposed to be, but 9.9 out of 10 of our customers prefer the slightly lower price.

Iceberg-romaine lettuce blend, red onions, cheddar cheese, and tomato. A nice simple dinner salad if that's all you want, but boy it's just that. Simple.

Made with real butter. A great appetizer. French bread with garlic butter and our provolone pizza cheese. Lovingly sliced and buttered by hand. Unless the guy doing it is having a bad day, in which case it's likely sliced and buttered by hand. Full order (10 slices, serves 5-8) Half order (5 slices, serves 2-4)