8-5
- The Brooklyn Continental Breakfast Platter $12.50
  
  orange juice, toast, boiled egg, granola, fruit, yogurt, coffee
- The Tamarama $9.75
  
  sexy toast with avocado, tomato, pepper, olive oil & lemon juice, served with a latte, cortada, flat white
- Emmanuels Fancy Schmanzy $9.75
  
  sliced atlantic salmon, cream cheese, lemon juice & pepper served open faced on ciabatta
- Seventeen Grain Granola With Luscious French Vanilla Yogurt $7.75
  
  accompanied by a hint of fresh fruit and a mixed berry compote
- Birds Breakfast Sandwich $5.25
  
  sliced boiled egg, cucumber and cracked pepper on pumpernickel
- Felicias Irreverently Bold Breakfast Sandwich $7.00
  
  egg, tomato, & spicy fire roasted chicken & turkey sausage
- The Buddhist Ohmmmmmlette $8.75
  
  herbed cream cheese and fresh roma tomatoes
- The Artie Beetson Omelette $9.75
  
  provolone cheese, baby spinach and sweet caramelized onions
- The Oh Dios Mio Omelette $10.75
  
  herbed cream cheese, roma tomatoes, caramelized onions & sweet italian chicken sausage
- The Frisky Fergus ?we Remember Who's Your Daddy' Scrambled Pesto Eggs $8.75
- Pascale's "I Get Up To Way Too Much Mischief In Fort Greene & I'm Loving It" Breakfast $8.75
  
  sexy toast lavished with avocado, sliced egg and accessorized with sprinklings of thyme & pepper. served with a cortada
- The "No Animals Were Harmed During The Making Of This Breakfast" Breakfast $8.75
  
  curried tofu scrambled with cumin, tomatoes, olive oil, carrots, cranberries and onions
- Sexy Venezuelan Toast $4.50
  
  served with preserves & nutella and drowned in creamy butter
- Sexy Venezuelan Toast $1.75
  
  add a toey armenian egg
- Vegemite Soldiers $5.00
  
  if you don't know what these are you probably shouldn't have them
- Vegan Wheat Free Muffins Toasted & Hypocritically Lavished With Moo Cow Butter $3.50
  
  pear and granola, strawberry and peach, blueberry and banana
- The Awesomest Brunch $14.00
  
  scrambled eggs or tofu, homefries, salad, toast, orange juice, coffee or tea
- The Awesomest Brunch $8.00
  
  add a mimosa or bellini for a nice happy buzz

12-5
- The ?cry Me A Rivera Diego Cos I Just Dumped My Cheating Ex' Mouthful Of Satisfaction $9.75
  
  fire roasted spicy chicken & turkey sausage served with squadrilla orange and chilli chutney plus tomato & baby spinach on ciabatta & served with chili and lime tortilla chips
- The ?let's Be Nice To Everyone Except The Assholes Who've Trashed Us On Yelp' Sandwich Of Harmony $9.75
  
  organic turkey breast slices served with provolone cheese, & coasted with sweet smooth hot mustard, greens, & slices of crisp fuji apples served on ciabatta bread & served with chili and lime tortilla chips
- The Vegan Temptress $9.75
  
  marinated & baked oriental tofu, vietnamese carrot slaw, jalapeno & veganaise served on 5-grain bread with a cool green salad
- The Everybody Loves The Sunshine Veggie Burger $9.75
  
  served with greens, tomato & caramelized onions on 5-grain bread coated with veganaise and a red pepper picante plus a light salad
- The Everybody Loves The Sunshine Veggie Burger $1.75
  
  add avocado or cheese
- The Classic Dole Bludger $7.00
  
  provolone cheese, sliced tomatoes and crunchy onions served on pressed ciabatta coated with pesto
- Nutty Buddy $5.25
  
  creamy organic peanut butter with french strawberry jam, toasted on pumpernickel & served with pear
- The Mysterious WTF $9.75
  
  we take some of this and add a touch of that and serve it on whatever. you'll have no idea what you're eating on this evasive sandwich but it sure will taste good
- Bodhi's Sandwich Of Enbitenment $8.00
  
  named in honor of our adorable smooch pooch, this sandwich comes complete with hummus, tomatoes, greens, sprouts, carrots, cucumbers and sprouts

Salads
- The Garden Of Eden $7.50
- The Sassy Lassy Sweet Italian Chicken Sausage $9.75
- The Voluptuous Vixen Avocado & Hummus $9.75
- Steamed Kale $7.50
  
  served with dried cranberries, olive oil & sea salt

Sides $3.50
- Avocado
- Toast
- Chicken Sausage
- Homefries
  
  weekend only for homefries

Desserts
- Chocolate Cake $5.50
  
  vegan
- Red Velvet Cake $5.50
  
  vegan
- Carrot Cake $5.50
  
  vegan
- Chocolate Chip Cookie $2.50
- Oatmeal & Raisin Cookie $2.50

Spring Summer Specials
- Coconut, Lime & Ginger Crush $4.50
- Organic Lemonade $3.50
- Tiger Woods $3.50
  
  a brown sugared modern arnold palmer
- Iced Mint & Lemon Tea $3.00
- Iced Mango Tea $3.00
- Miss Boucicaut's Lemon Honey Rooibos Elixir $4.00
- Shirley's Cool Mint Cocoa Milkshake $5.00
- Ginger Beer $3.50
- Iced Latte $4.00
- Iced Americano $3.00

The Orgasmically Organic Smoothie $7
- Mixed Berries
  
  banana, oj, mango nectar, milk & yogurt

Sparkling
- Chinotto, Limonata & Aranciata $3.50
- Ginger & Lemongrass Presse $3.50
- San Pellegrino Water $3.50+

Organic Juices $3.50
- Orange
- Apple
- Cranberry
- Mango

Fucken Great Coffee
- Espresso $2.50
- Double Espresso $3.50
- Melbourne Latte $3.50
- Cappuccino $3.50
- Cortada $3.50
- Flat White $3.50
- Mocha $4.50
- Americano $3.00
- Macchiato $3.00
- Twelve Dollar Latte $5.00

Teas

$3 Cup $5 Pot
- Chamomile, Red Rooibos
- Hot Spicy Mama
  
  lemon, honey & cayenne
- Moroccan Mint
- Kukicha Twig
- Gentle Green Giant
- Earl Grey
- English Breakfast
- Yerba Mate
- Marsala Chai

Two More For Lola, Rose, & The Young At Heart
- Babycino $2.00
- Nice Bowl Of Hot Chocolate $4.00

Buzz $8

$25 Jug
- Sangria
- Mimosa
- Bellini

Reds
- Cabernet Sauvignon $8.00+
  
  argentina
- Malbec $8.00+
  
  argentina
- Sangiovese $25.00
  
  italy
- Tempranillo $8.00+
  
  spain
- Crianza $25.00
  
  spain
- Pinot Noir $8.00+
  
  france

Whites
- Pinot Grigio $8.00+
  
  italy
- Riesling $8.00+
  
  germany
- Sauvignon Blanc $7.00+
  
  france
- Chardonnay $7.00+
  
  chile

Sparkling
- Cava $8.00+
  
  spain

Beers
- Coopers Extra Best Stout $5.00
- Kirin Ichiban $5.00
- Coopers Sparkling Ale $5.00
- Peroni $5.00
- Corona $5.00
- Negro Modelo $5.00
- Red Stripe $5.00
- Pinkus Pilsner $7.00
  
  organic
- Pinkus Heiferveizan $7.00
  
  organic

Eat - Good Stuff On French Bread

$3 For 1, $7/3, $12/5, $16/7, $22/10, Recommended Companions
- Tomato, Mozzarella, Pesto
  
  pinot noir
- Roasted Garlic, Olive Oil, Parmesan
  
  chardonnay
- Goat Cheese, Roasted Pepper
  
  crianza
- Ham, Provolone, Sun Dried Tomato
  
  merlot
- Pepperoni, Reggiano, Sweet Plum Chutney
  
  sangiovese
- Ricotta, Baby Spinach, Pine Nuts
  
  sauvignon blanc
- Caramelized Onions, Chicken Sausage, Mustard
  
  cab sav
- Vegemite, Provolone, Avocado
  
  pinot grigio
- Proscuitto, Fig, Ricotta
  
  montrasell
- Parmesan, Ricotta, Mozzarella
  
  malbec
- Sweet Potato Mash, Almond
  
  rose
- Avocado, Tomato, Black Pepper
  
  lime juice riesling

A Bit Of Everything

$14 / $25 For Two, Selection Of
- Meats
  
  cheeses, roasted vegetables, bread, including marinated artichokes, green & black olives, roasted peppers, boccocini, salami, sangiovese

The Big Cheese $14

Served With Quince Paste, Crackers & Breads Chardonnay
- Brie
- Parmesan
- Mozzarella
- Provolone
- Gorgonzola
- Boccocini

Let's Meat $13

Cab Sav / Crianza
- Salami
- Mortadella
- Proscuitto
- Ham
- Pepperoni

Serfronja's Lovin $10
- Cucumbers
- Dolmades
- Bread
- Carrots
- Hummus
- Mazza Crackers
  
  pinot grigio

Two Fancy Salads $10
- Baby Spinach
  
  parmesan, almonds, pepper sesame oil (sauvignon blanc)
- Avocado
  
  hummus, tomato, romaine, olive oil, pine nuts (chardonnay)

Sweetness $6
- Cappuccino Mouse Cake
  
  montrasell
- Rum And Raisin Cake
  
  malbec
- Triple Chocolate Cake
  
  riesling

Specials

$8 Glass $25 Carafe
- Sangria
  
  spain
- Ethiopian Honey Wine

Beers

$5 / $7 Pinkus
- Coopers Best Extra Stout
- Coopers Sparkling Ale
- Kirin Ichiban
- Peroni
- Corona
- Red Stripe
- Negro Modelo
- Pinkus Wheat Ale Organic
- Pinkus Pilsner Organic

Coffee/Tea $3.50
- Cappuccino
- Flat White
- Latte
- Double Espresso
- Earl Grey
- Ebt
- Chai
- Rooibos
- Green
- Kukicha
- Chamomile

Sodas/Organic Juices $3.50
- Chinotto
- Limonata
- Aranciata
- Apple
- Cranberry
- Mango

H2O
- San Pellegrino $3.50

None Of The Above
- Bowl Of Hot Chocolate $4.00

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