Porky's NYC menu - New York NY 10010

Wings
- Well Endowed Wrapped Weiners $7
  
  wrapped pigs in a blanket that will make even you feel quite served with homemade cheese sauce and honey mustard
- Raw Dog Onions $6
  
  better use protection as in breath mints after going raw dog with crispy onion rings served with a trio of dipping sauces cheese sauce and ranch
- Wings with Things $9
  
  10 jumbo buffalo chicken wings served with a whole bunch of things like celery carrots and blue cheese your choice of mild, medium, hot, or house BBQ
- Crispy Fried Pig Tails $6
  
  your sister's seasoned celery fries served with a trio of dipping sauces chipotle cheese sauce and ranch
- The Captain's Middle Fingers $8
  
  3 chicken ringers breaded with your favorite cereal served with a trio of dipping sauces house BBQ ranch honey mustard
- Uncle Jr's Mozzarella Sticks $6
  
  your relative's don't try to kill you these tastey fried treats just might enjoy 6 of your cheese sticks served with zesty marinara sauce imported from the Italian section of new jersey
- Charlie Sheen's Major League Sliders $8
  
  American cheese carmelized onions and zesty let's hope nobody rats out every bar in to white castle that we all stole their idea
- Don Vito's Serious Chili Bowl $6
  
  don't order this it you really to get land made with beef beans onion tomato special spices topped with two cheeses served with crisp corn tortilla chips bring your own; add a sour cream $1.00
- Raphar's Los Nachos Grandes $10
  
  2 layers of corn tortilla chips with beans two cheeses fresh tomato jalapeno green onions more Mexican flavor than Californian; add a dollop of sour cream$1.00; add chile or a side of guacamole $2.00; add chicken or steak $4.00
- Quagner's Quesidellas $8
  
  folded flour tortilla stuffed with cheddar and Jack cheese fresh tomato grilled to a crisp recommend this instead of chili setter shot of getting lande accept goo; add chile or side of guacamole $2.00; add chicken or steak $4.00
- Horniest of Horndogs $6
  
  a breaded porky dog just the way out like it served soft yet on a stick ready to be eaten served with steak fries a trio of dipping sauces chipotle cheese sauce and honey mustard; add extra dogs for $2.00 each
- Crazy Chili Cheeze Fries $7
  
  ok at least it aint the chili by steak fries smothered chili with melted cheeses galore a crowd pleaser for those with decent blood pressure; add a dollop of sour cream $1.00
- Miss Piggy's Pink Taco $0
  
  we are currently out of the pink tacos we hope you can find your own pink taco by 2:30 am after you sip on grandpa's old cough medicine in a fishbowl
- Porky's Pig Pen Party Platters $15
  
  choose any four of your favorite items from above; Eat Like a Pig and Try Two Platters to Get a Taste of it all

Buffet

enjoy our half pound all American beef patty cooked to order even if you want it bleeding or like a hockey puck; add $1.00 each for bacon fried onions for cheese choices are American cheddar Swiss provolone and mozzarella
- Choice of Toppings Included Are $12
  
  lettuce, tomato, onions, mushrooms pickles and just for the holiday's we will throw in your choice of mustard blue cheese or BBQ sauce for free as well

Sides
- Steak Fries $3
  
  thick out fried potatoes obviously
- Potato Salad $4
  
  potatoes mixed with mayo mustard celery green onion and green peas yum
- Cole Slaw $4
  
  shredded cabbage with carrots and dressing duh
- Mashed Potatoes $4
  
  served with gravy or without if you can't handle it
- Fresh Vegetables $4
  
  ask your served what we got left bacon cheddar mashed potatoes, chunks of bacon and cheddar cheese
- Blended in to Mashed Potatoes for the Serious Fatboy $6
- Guacamole Bowl $6
  
  avacado mashed and seasoned with diced tomato and shredded cheeses served with corn tortilla chips our Spanish crowd loves this one

Sandwiches

lucky for you all of our entrees and burgers are served with steak fries subsitutions at no additional cost are cole slaw potato salad seasonal vegetable or in the mouth substitute steak fries with pig tails or onion rings for $2.00; or bacon cheddar mashed potatoes bacon cheese each available for just a $1.00; more on all entrees all entrees served currently from 5pm to 10 pm unless we got some cool event going on
- Ya Mom's Ultimate BLT $8
  
  the all American classic with smoked bacon lettuce and tomato served on golden Texas toast with a side of zesty mayo perfect for those too cheap to spend a little extra on a burger
- Great Grandma Liz's Pork Sandwich $10
  
  10 oz of pulled pork tenderloin slow cooked in our special house BBQ sauce and trust us that sauce is special
- Old School Texas Toast Grilled Cheese $8
  
  your favorite meal as kid only updated in adult form cheese your favorite cheese or cheeses add bacon or tomato for free add anything else and we will ask you to leave on principle
- Saucy Chicks $10
  
  what came first the chicken or the egg who cares as long as she comes saucy BBQ chicken with lettuce tomato sauteed onion and cheddar cheese on a kaiser roll
- Government Peanut Butter and Jelly $6
  
  sorry we cant afford skippy over here but se are sure to you plenty of the best government peanut butter to stick to the roof of your mouth with some grape jelly that jiggles
- Choke My Chunky Chicken $12
  
  four pieces of homemade chunky fried chicken it's chunky it's fried it's homemade just like your aunt doris used to make it's a delight
- Guido's Italian Sausage $0
  
  used to be one of our best sellers sadly due to new government regulations we can longer offer Rob's Italian sausage it will be greatly missed
- Big Breasted Chicken $13
  
  these gifted chickens didn't need a plastic surgeon to be so blessed flame broiled chicken breast like a cup size served as healthy as it gets tell the waitress how you want them besides bit

Drinks

free refills
- Coke $3
- Sprite $3
- Ginger Ale $3
- Pink Lemonade $3
- Seltzer $3
- Diet Coke $3
- Iced Tea $3

Drinks.
- But Light $5
- Budweiser $5
- Miller Lite $5
- Stella Artois $7
- Bass $7
- Foster's $7
- Yeungling $5
- Pabst Blue Ribbon $5
- Porky's Famous Stout $7
- Amstel Light $6
- Heineken Lite $6
- Corona $6
- Sam Adams $6
- New Castle $6
- Killian's Red $6
- Poland Spring Water $3

Porky's Famous Fancy Fishbowls
- Purple Hoze Purple $25
  
  ever wondered what really killed it was some tasty rum mixed and peach schnapps in a secret grape drink served with nerds deep of the bottom of the bowl and topped with for that extra kick
- Blue Lagoon Blue $25
  
  this is the ultimate panty dropped enjoy with blue and peach schnapps mixed with a special blue raspberry blended with liquid ice energy drink to help those get look for the fish swimming in your booze
- Fubar Red $25
  
  remember those college years when being up beyond was a standard Thursday night let this fishbowl take you back raspberry flavored and peach schnapps mixed with punch and sour patch kids
- Alligator Piss Green $25
  
  ladies take a look around you need all the help you can get to make him look better later and this treat has rum peach schnapps and midari melon mixed with lemonade and topped with broccoli then we throw in some gummy warms for the sugar rush

Flavored

porky's NYC carries an elaborate array of flavored vodkas our martins are made custom to order with a vodka of your choice
- The Rotten Apple $0
  
  welcome to the greatest city in the world porky's version of the common apple martini enjoy green apple sour apple schnapps triple soc and splash of sour that will help you not remember your stay in NYC
- Pop My Chocolate Covered Cherry $0
  
  this lovely martini is an for all virgins whenever they may be these days experience cherry vodka chocolate vodka and white creme de cacao up chilled and ready to make the girls go
- Hate Blue Balls $0
  
  the perfect martini for the ladies who like to finish anything you'll get grope vodka blue and peach schnapps in a fancy looking glass; and all he will get is pain
- Tickle Me Below the Naval $0
  
  why touch yourself when someone also can pork you tickle yourself to orange vodka peach schnapps a splash of triple sec and splash of delightful
- The Orgasmic Cosmo $0
  
  nothing like reaching while at the bar get ready for citrus vodka triple 50c splash or cranberry and a spit of lime juice moaning is optional
- Check Out My Watermelons $0
  
  man are those things real her with raspberry vodka watermelon schnapps sour apple schnapps a splash of cranberry and some lime juice bigger is better
- The Dirty Girl Scout $0
  
  remember those delicious mint chocolate girl scout cookies we do so we created vodka creme de creme de and Hershey's syrup chilled to perfection the little girl treat is all grown up
- The Pearl Necklace $0
  
  probably one of the most fun ever as we place vanilla vodka a splash of pineapple and a splash of sour mix all over martini glass this one has on easy clean up
- But a Nut $0
  
  this one is nuts this almond joy tasting martini has vodka amaretto and Hershey's syrup all in one time to jump for joy straight